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I have been getting the Monthly Services (Subscriptions) for a while now and I just have to say wow...what a difference they have made to my life and spiritual evolution! Every couple of days now, throughout the whole month, I have something done that I really needed help with. It happens without me thinking about it or trying too hard or accidentally blocking it...and it is only the cost of a cup of coffee for each serviceI get preformed for me. I can feel my supernatural powers getting stronger. I can feel my intuition being spot on, and premonitions just flowing out of me! Telepathy happening instantly without an ounce of effort on my part. I have a void correction service that feels a bit like a defrag of my hard drive lol! All the bugs get taken out by the blockage cleansing services and I have a lust service that lifts me back where I belong sexually. Finally I have a happiness service so that when the world gets me down I can once again feel renewed and revitalized and receive the happiness I deserve in life, which is the happiness I wish for all. I am so grateful to Magnolia and Ash for the gifts that keep on giving this Christmas time. May you all have the best and brightest New Year ever!

This is my fourth testimonial. The very first spell that I purchased here is Bitchcraft Magic and it's extremely effective. It doesn't do harm however, it rapidly and automatically gives the corresponding retaliation or karma to the one who offends, annoys or does harm to the owner of this enchantment/spell. It's also very convenient because I don't need to cast a revenge/justice spell for myself. What also made it more effective and fabulous is that I also had my justice/vengeance spirits here such as Wraith, Fire Faery, Nephilim, Kilin, Courtwind Angel etc. and I always feel their love and protection and they are so much loyal to me as well. I also had a past life spell here as a freebie and it did help me gain important past life memories, most especially those that are related to my magical practice in this lifetime. Thank you very much CH as always. CH products always satisfy my needs as a magical practitioner.